when Pluto in Aquarius slides into your DM's 👾♒
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Hello Stargazer, As of this writing, it's been less than a month since Pluto moved into Aquarius—and already we've got to deal with this nonsense. It all started on November 18, the day before Pluto moved into Aquarius. That's when the first widespread drone sightings were reported across the state of New Jersey. Since then, there have been over 5,000 reports of drone sightings across multiple states, some areas having as many as 180 sightings per night. It's estimated that over half the sightings have been in New Jersey. The unexplained phenomenon has caused enough alarm for President-elect Donald Trump to cancel a trip to the Garden State over security concerns. Federal agencies like the FBI, the DHS, and military are currently investigating the matter with an unsurprising lack of transparency, leading to growing public concern over the nature and safety of the unmanned aircraft. And I already know what you're thinking—but I'm not going to say "it." Because if you're anything like me... ...then you've already had your fill of disclosure porn from the last two weeks. The last thing you need is another astrologer in your feed with another prediction about how we're on the verge of making first contact with extraterrestrial life, thanks to Pluto in Aquarius. But I don't do predictions. I think the best use of astrology is to make sense of the mess we're in—not the one we're headed towards. As one astrologer put it, astrology's job is "to interpret human life in terms of the needs of the Epoch." Which is why I found it interesting to learn that in 1938, when Orson Welles' Mercury Theater on the Air radio series broadcast their now-legendary live performance of H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds... ...Pluto was at first degree Leo—directly opposite to the first degree of Aquarius, where Pluto will be on Inauguration Day (January 20, 2025). Welles' production has gone down in history as a media spectacle so real it had the power to deceive half the listening audience that New Jersey was under attack by Martian forces. Orson Welles adapted War of the Worlds into a mock news broadcast that reported an alien invasion had laid siege to Grovers Mill, NJ... ...and what do you know? Groves Mill is just outside the New Jersey location of the first wave of mass drone sightings late last month! The widespread hysteria caused by Welles' radio hoax, and its ensuing scandal, are frequently cited as among the first instances when media ethics and literacy were brought to public attention. It's in the history books that for one hour on Halloween Night 1938, over a million Americans were terrified that we were under legitimate alien attack. But that's not even the real hoax. The truth is that barely anyone was even listening to War of the Worlds when it first broadcast in 1938. The program had a dismal 2% ratings when it aired due to its being up against one of the most popular broadcasts at the time—Chase and Sanborn Hour, a comedy-variety show hosted by ventriloquist Edgar Bergen. But the next day, the newspapers took a handful of unverified anecdotal accounts from radio listeners who believed Welles' broadcast to be true and turned it into a threat to national security. And despite the truth about the hoax, the War of the Worlds fiasco gets invoked by mainstream media outlets in the modern day whenever they want to run a story on the dangers of misinformation and the threat it poses to democracy. Long story short, I don't think Pluto in Aquarius is here to disclose government secrets about flying saucers. The real disclosure won't happen in the sky above, but the sky within. You know that feeling you get when you live in a big city or its surrounding areas but you go out to the wilderness and see the depth and magnitude of all the stars in the night sky when urban light pollution isn't covering it up? I think Pluto in Aquarius is going to be like that. Only instead of light pollution covering up the light in the night sky, it's a century or more of mass deception covering up the light in your soul. And next year, Pluto in Aquarius gets backup from the other generational movers and shakers in the sky when Uranus enters Gemini and Neptune enters Aries. I'm not predicting that this transpersonal admixture will be the Great Awakening of Christ Consciousness when all secrets are finally revealed. But if I had to place bet on the exact year when you realize that conspiracy theorist friends were telling you the truth all along... ...then I'd put my money on 2025. The recent drone sightings in New Jersey and surrounding areas may forever remain a mystery. But one thing is clear. When Pluto is in Aquarius, Big Brother isn't just watching you. He's liking, sharing and subscribing to get notifications on all of your posts. He's sliding into your DM's at 3am to ask "u up?" before flagging your account for misinformation. He's showing up in your push notifications with a National Security Alert when there's a global crisis to remind you to stay home, save lives. And maybe he's flying over your house right now, just like Santa Claus—only he swapped the Naughty/Nice List for a No Fly List and traded in his sleigh for an unmanned aerial vehicle. Much Love, P.S. Like this email and ready for more? Then I've got good news. Because what you just read was only a sneak peak of some of the next-level content you can expect to find when you get access to the ASTRO2025 guide. And from now until the end of December, you save 50% when you get the Glow Up Edition.
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